As I was searching for images for eye glasses online for our website, readingglassesetc.com, I came across some interesting stuff, and started thinking up some funny captions for them. I am happy that I can share them with you, and now you can share your funny captions with everyone as well. Submit your captions here. You must include the Picture Number!! By the way, we here at Reading Glasses Etc.com ARE NOT afraid of puns! Bring 'em on!-Just keep it clean folks!
Funny Eye glasses online #1- Miracle Grow Eyeglasses
-Medication disclaimer: "Never mix Miracle Grow(tm) with Rogain(tm)."
-"Does this moustache make me look like Errol Flynn?"- E.F.Harriman- Tenn, USA
-"Whaft thu you mean Sthave?- Thisth lookth Greath on mnee!" -Anon
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Funny Eye glasses online #2- I Have A Fish
-"This is what my heart felt like after you left me Nancy- You cold, cold b**ch!" -Reginald- USA
-"And the top prize for our 2010 'Sushi-To-Go' marketing canpaign-The 'FISHY-FISH AWARD'!- For the best 'Sushi-in-a-jar-To-Go Concept(tm)."
-"This fish, which is my fish; has been scientifically shown to be better than your fish; which is again, -not as good as my fish." -T.Werpp, USA
Funny Eye glasses online #3- Stephen Colbert Was Right !!!
-"Golly-If only I had listened to Stephen Colbert about the whole 'bears' thing!"- 'Svetlana' Colbert- Montana,USA
-"WOW! Pointy teeth, nice gums- Hey who's your dentist?!
-"Yeh! Yeh! "Deh Bears"! I Get IT!- The Chicago Bears!-Cant we just watch the damn game now?!!--stupid Bears Fans!"
Funny Eye glasses online #4-Grandma Rumsfeld-
-"So ya gotta choice, weapans of mass destruction on yo head, or this here bottle of WMD Bourbon. Make the wrong move buster, and Whack!- see what happens- Mushroom Clouds!- That's What!- Damn Librals! -Grandma Rumsfeld- Bunkerport, Maine
-"Hey!- Molotav Omelet, anyone?"
-"And that was the moment when Mrs. Ramsey knew in her heart that all her hard work and cooking lessons paid off for little Gordan." Lisa- Woodbridge, Va
Funny Eye glasses online 5-Future Eyeglass Styles
-"America in the future- The average size of bathroom conveniences will have evolved with the average size of Americans."
-"Bat Girl in her Bat-hroom" -A. Diva- Centreville,Va
-"Oh how embarrassing. Joyce is wearing the same outfit as I am." -Lisa- Woodbridge, Va
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Funny Eye glasses online 6-Read The Recipe
-"So son, orange smoke means that the salmon is done. If the smoke is white it means there's a new pope." -Anon.
-I Am Oz, and Oz Wants Another BEER!" -Ozzie- Bacyardnearyu, USA
-"Recipe: 1 Gallon Orangina, 1lb Butter, 40 Mentos and a whole goat. Roast for 4 hours. Man- these Weber grills are amazing!" -from the 'Calling All Internet Chefs' Magazine, Issue #213 "Epic Mentos Recipes" -Anon
Funny Eye glasses online 7-And Why Are You Here?
-"Thanks for calling 1-800-YOU-PRAY, Our menu options may have changed. -
- Press 1 for "Oh God, Please help the homeless."
- Press 2 for "Oh God, Please help us all find an end to war."
- Press 3 for "Oh God, Please watch over my daddy, mommy, brother, and sisters."
- Press 4 for "Oh God, Please end famine, natural catastrophies, birth defects, and ignorance."
- Press 5 for "Oh God, Please connect me to an actual operator."
- Press 6 for "Oh God, Please..Hello, Hello! I'm knocking on heaven's door here. Is there anyone home?!"
- Press 7 for "Oh God, Hello! Can you hear me now?! ----Sh*t, I think I've been disconnected!"
- Press 8 for "Oh God, I JUST WANT CUSTOMER SERVICE!!"
- Press 9 for "Oh God, I was told that this was The Best wireless connection! -My minister sold me this plan!"
- Press 0 for "Oh God, Oh God! No!- Don't Stop! Don't Stop!..."
- "Note that by pressing '0' you will automatically be charged for additional services, which will appear on your phone bill as: 1-900-UCALDUS."
- "To repeat this menu please press 0."
Funny Eye glasses online 8-Plugged In
-"When the information super highway becomes the top of the food chain." Lisa- Woodbridge, Va
-"Problems with your cable company? Time to try Direct TV."
-"How not to perform CPR."
Funny Eye glasses online 9- Find Your Look.
-"Ouch! I think my swash has buckled!"
-"Give to me your leather- take from me my lace, me hartey" -Orig. Lyrics: Roy Nicks, Stevie's brother.
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Funny Eye glasses online 10-Eyeglasses Gone Wild
-"Pollen allergies left without treatment can result in Rosasia of the eye." -Journal of Sciense and Pseudomedicine, 1984.
"Captain's Log Stardate 2012.2- Ensign Versace made contact with a mysterious alien spore on Rigel 2 (see attached file). Bones says he can remove it, but the ensign refused. I think it was the spore, speaking through the ensign, somehow trying to communicate with us, because, when asked, the ensign stated- "What do you mean remove it? I want a matching one for the other side, in blue if you please !
Funny Eye glasses online 11-Your Teddy Bear- An Anatomy Lesson-
-"After all those years in medical school, because of the economy, the only job Dr. Jones could get was performing autopsies at Build A Bear."
Funny Eye glasses online 12-Reading Glasses- Smart Doggie
-"And get this, in Macbeth, there is this really priceless line here-"You can't teach an old dog new tricks" "Bwahahahaha-!"- SmartDog- USA
- "I will not finish your homework until I get my Snacky-snack dammit!"
-"Obviously, with over 2000 years of mis-translations and confusion; the word 'GOD' , in your primitive texts, should, of course read: 'DOG',- It's just really funny to me, that you have not yet picked up on this. -I mean, y'all have some sense don't you ?!"
Funny Eye glasses online 13-Eyeglass Irony
-"Are your friends pressing you to get new glasses? Go to Readingglassesetc.com NOW!"
Funny Eye glasses online 14-Reading Problems
-"Hmmm lets see. Hold the brush at the scalp area and move it down to the end of the hair. Oh man I was doing it wrong!"
-"Ok, I really need new reading glasses!- This is the Chinese version of 'Windpower for Dummies'!
-"I'll get you back, Harry Potter!!"
Funny Eye glasses online 15-Stop Smoking Now!
-"Yet again, that was a very clever trick Mr. Bond, but now you must dye!" -
-"These new 'El-Grappe' cigarrillos from Mexico are quite delightful, would you like one?"
"My personal fashion statement? Well, it's my reading glasses, you fool. Isn't it obvious?"
Funny Eye glasses online 16-Comfortably Dumb
-"Tang injections. They're not just for astronauts anymore."
-"Look Mr. Simmons, it's just a little pin prick, as the song says, unless you move or twitch, and hey, just 15 or 16 more shots and your E.D. problem will be gone for good."
-"No, I'm telling you that I do this way better with my bifocals upside-down! Just lift your eyelid a touch higher."
Funny Eye glasses online 17-The Devil- NY Times Book World Critic
-"...and so Noah said unto God: "Do what???"
"...and so Princess Polly Pufferwillow and her Prince Charming lived happily ever after in the Magic Candy Castle in the heart of Rainbow Gumdrop Land. The End."
-"Welcome to Hell- I will now read our entire collection of George W. Bush's speeches and sayings in the original voicings of that illustrious speaker. Are you ready for 8 long years of fun?- Tortuously Good Stuff!" -Satan
Funny Eye glasses online 18-Guide Dog With Reading Glasses
-"Hummm, Maybe my master is right- I should go into politics."
-"I think; -therefore, I am hungry for Bacon-Bits!"
-"Do you think Angelina Jolie would consider adopting me?"
Funny Eye glasses online 19-Reading Mastermind
-"And with one touch of the 'Enter' button, the whole world's economy comes crashing down!-Bwahaha! But Wait!- Blue Screen?--WTF?! --Damn You Windows XP!!!"
-"and yes, Mr President I will be 'Fair and Balanced', just as my overlords say at Fox News. Thanks for considering me for the opportunity to interview you personally, Sincerely, -Ian A. Dumass-- Perfect!- This will lock me in for sure!"
-'PONG!- Bah!- I've got your pong right Here!"
Funny Eye glasses online 20-I Got Vision
-"It was the consensus of all of Bill's friends that he took the movie A Clockwork Orange way too seriously." -Lisa R. -Woodbridge, Va
-"The wheels on the bus go round and round....." -Kenny R. -Woodbridge,Va
Funny Eye glasses online 21-Tune in, Turn on.
-"My goodness, Lucille Ball looks great in 3D!" -Beth -Springfield, Ill
-"Google Glass version .000002 test." -Barry. -Georgia
-"This is great but can I turn off the commercials?" -Jessie M. -NY
-"iRadio (tm) circa 1952." -Adrienne. -Hawaii
-"Well, these are very nice but do have them in tortoise shell?" -Brian, NH