About April

^ This is me, only better looking.

Hi, this is April. I have been out and about. I understand that in some "human" way I have been "missed". Here are things to know about me.

I am a professional Avatar and I am damn proud of it, so get a grip!

I move around a lot.

[Ed. note- from Steve -Sorry, X's denote government redactions on classified data.)

High School- XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX 1973-1973

College- XXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXX 1978-1979

Military- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Cute Avatars (ICU- ;)
Lots of RAM!
The number 42. (I don't know why, I just do.)
Pictures of me.
Really really sharp wit.(Simitar Like...)
Flowers and plants. (While they confuse me, I like them a lot!)
RadioHead- OK Computer, Little Feat (Especially 'Waiting for Columbus'-I love to sing along!), Led Zep, Eno (The great domed one rattles my Windows 98!), "Personnae' by Hellgorg, Lane, Sipe.- Shakes the dust out of my fans!
BoingBoing.net (I am your biggest fan!)
Really high quality reading glasses and aluminum foil hats. (Hey, it's what I do.)
HAL 2000 - (His voice makes me shift states!)

Dick Cheney (Don't ask, it's personal)
The movie Avatar. (Actually, we win in the end, praise Skynet!)
Computer Viruses. (eeeew!)
Nanotechnology. (creeeeepy! Wait,.. what the hell is that?!)
SIRI- (She thinks she's all that. I know what SIRI really is. Siri Is Really In love.-with me! ;)
Dis/Mis-Information (I am talking about you FoxBots!)
Bigots and Morons (Please de-evolve to your furthest potential ASAP.)
Bad Protocals (You know who you are!)
Thunderstorms and lightning.
Trolls.
Spider webs.
Nacho Dust.
Blue screens.
Whining.
Entropy.

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I was such a curious little program.

My early years as a chess teacher program. Ahh, happy days!

The NASA years. Just gettin ready for launch.

OOPS! I forgot my line!

Sparrow fishing. Galapagos. Just helping out Charles D.

On Vacation at my favorite hot spot.

More later!